Photography by Matt Wellham

Matt Wellham

After years of photographing and filming the London music scene, Matt’s now based in Sydney, Australia. A lover of the post-punk and alternative movement, he can usually be found in the grassroots venues, camera in one hand and a beer in the other.

Lambrini Girls return to London to kick off their mammoth 22-stop UK/EU winter tour. With bottles of Lambrini in hand and a very special surprise guest, it was a roaring return to the stage

Lambrini Girlsโ€™ debut album โ€˜Who Let The Dogs Outโ€™, which was released at the start of January, injected a much-needed blast of fury into the cold winter months. Ten months on, itโ€™s cropping up across multiple AOTY lists, with wide critical acclaim. So, coming into this show, I was thinking, can they take that snappy 29-minute record and all the acclaim it’s brought and turn it into a performance to match? Well yes. Yes they fucking can.

The first night of their UK/EU winter tour was always destined to sell out, in fact they sold out the entire tour before playing a single note. On this night, the old art-deco cinema in North London was rammed with fans draped in the bandโ€™s merch. You didnโ€™t have to look far to spot a โ€˜Cuntology 101โ€™ tee and it was a clear sign: this crowd was so ready for Lambrini Girls.

Photography by Matt Wellham

At 9.30pm, vocalist Phoebe Lunny and bassist Selin Macieira BoลŸgelmez tore onto the stage, Phoebe whipping the room into a frenzy before Selin dropped the growling bassline of โ€˜Bad Appleโ€™. Drummer Misha Phillips spun around the kit at breakneck speed, setting the pace for the night ahead.

Written in the aftermath of Sarah Everardโ€™s murder by a serving police officer, โ€˜Bad Appleโ€™ exploded into a collective moshpit, hundreds screaming back, โ€œOfficer, what seems to be the problem?โ€

One of the reasons โ€˜Who Let The Dogs Outโ€™ hits so hard on record is the purpose behind each song’s lyrics. Every track has a sharp, punctuated message that’s delivered without holding back, and live, that message becomes a visceral statement that’s tangible to the touch.

When the band launched into โ€˜Company Cultureโ€™, a track calling out the bullshit women, trans and non-binary people face in the workplace, the Forum roared the line โ€œWhen will I learn that men just do it better?โ€ with biting sarcasm. On stage, Phoebe and Selin met to shred through the closing riff, a thrashy, throw yourself around moment that felt downright feral.

Photography by Matt Wellham

Between songs, Phoebe laid down the rules of the pit: โ€œWhat do you do when someone falls over? Pick them back up!โ€ Mosh Pits, walls of death, maelstroms; the room never stopped moving. Phoebe hurled herself over the barrier multiple times, conducting the carnage from the thick of the crowd. Later, sheโ€™d appear up on the balcony, arms outstretched, orchestrating what she demanded would be โ€œthe biggest mosh pit Kentish Townโ€™s ever seen.โ€.

Photography by Matt Wellham

The setlist didnโ€™t shy away from the hits. Erupting with venom, โ€˜Godโ€™s Countryโ€™‘s lyrics felt particularly sharp after this yearโ€™s anti-immigration protests. Lines like โ€œRacist uncles want their country backโ€ and โ€œFlag shaggers, Maggie Thatcherโ€ were screamed back at the stage while Selinโ€™s bass thundered off the walls. You can laugh at the wit of the lyrics before the reality of it hits you square in the chest.

Mid-set, the band paused the chaos to speak about the causes they champion. Phoebe reiterated that the entire tour is partnered with Stand Up To Racism (which has now been replaced with smaller, on-the-ground organisations, after some backlash) and Misha stepped forward to deliver a powerful speech for trans rights. Chants of โ€œFree, free Palestineโ€ surged through the crowd, alongside unwavering support for queer and trans communities. Lambrini Girls have never been subtle about what they stand for and seeing a whole room rally behind those beliefs is part of what makes their shows so electric. They turn outrage into a community.ย 

Photography by Matt Wellham

As the night neared its end, the synth-heavy โ€˜Cuntology 101โ€™ sprang to life. After leading chants of โ€œC-U-N-T! Iโ€™m gonna do whatโ€™s best for me, thatโ€™s cunty!โ€, Phoebe suddenly halted the track: โ€œActually, I want to do the Peaches remix.โ€ I couldnโ€™t think of a better introduction for Peaches herself, clad in chrome, to join for one final, explosive โ€œC-U-N-T!โ€

Closing with โ€˜Big Dick Energyโ€™, the band delivered one of their sharpest, funniest and most on-the-nose lyrical moments of the night. โ€œOh my god, you think youโ€™re absolutely everythingโ€ a perfect send-off to any big egoโ€™d males that may be lurking nearby.

While โ€˜Who Let The Dogs Outโ€™ is rightly scooping up AOTY nominations, Lambrini Girls are now in serious contention for one of the live shows of the year too. If there are any SOTY awards going, theyโ€™d get my vote.

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