The new year is upon us and we have got some predictions of what it might bring!
We put our collective heads together to bring to you our predictions of 2024, from Tom Delonge blasting into space to AI taking the charts by storm. Feast your eyes on some serious and some silly predictions for the year of our lord 2024.
Skepta features M dot R on his new album
Tom Delonge becomes the first musician to go to space
Drake to release a reggaeton album
Boygenius feature on an episode of The Simpsons
Tyler, The Creator finally releases his Dr Seuss album
Bam Margera becomes a crooner
Justin Bieber and Selana Gomez reunite to create an album
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard release just the one album
Dua Lipa collabs with Kevin Parker (Tame Impala)
AI writes a top 10 hit and no one notices
An AI artist is created and gains a massive following and upon it being outed people still stick around for it’s next release
Reputation TV features a vault track with Kim Kardashian
Netflix releases a music streaming service to compete with Amazon Music
Frank ocean teases new album but it’s just a Fortnite collab
Beatles reunion tour but the dead ones are holograms like Abba
Lana Del Ray and The Weeknd collab, again
Sabrina Carter and Olivia Rodrigo collab
TikTok turns on Chapelle Roan and calls her an industry plant
The Skinner Brothers continue to be weird on social media
Oasis tease a one off show at Wembley with Blur as support
Elon Musk releases a Mark Zuckerberg diss track
Mark Zuckerberg uses all our data to create the perfect song
Doja Cat releases her own pet food for feline friends
At least five indie bands will take pictures of themselves recording at Abbey Road
Paul McCartney continues to tell us the same stories
Indie sleaze returns but lasts 2 months and produces no good bands
The Klaxons announce a return but the new indie sleaze movement dies a quick death
U2 makes everyone watch their sphere performance on YouTube
Elton John plays just one last time 5 times across the year
Taylor Swift causes another delay in vinyl production
The Last Dinner Party continue to be called ‘industry plants’
Tom Meighan continues to be the most successful tribute band
‘Murder On The Dancefloor becomes the UK national anthem
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