2025 is upon us and it’s time for us to predict what the year might bring
We’re only 8 day sinto 2025 and it already feels like it’s been a lifetime. You have Elon Musk causing chaos across the entire world, Donald Trump has somehow won a second election, in fact in the last 8 days Donald Trump has said some of the most insane batshit stuff (even for him). 2025 is probably going to be a standout year in the history books and between the scariness of the Western world crumbling we can at least have a giggle. Here are some of the CLUNK staff predictions for 2025 (some serious, some not so much).
Neil Young pulls out of Glastonbury (again)
Wet Leg announce their long awaited second album
The Last Dinner Party comes out to oppose the tax on private schools
Mark Zuckerberg releases a rap album
Oasis break up conveniently at the end of tour only for it to turn out to be the big finish for their documentary (probably funded by amazon prime or something)
Catfish and the Bottlemen once again reunite and break-up after announcing a world tour
The Rolling Stones release their own versions of the Beast Games
Wolf Alice to return and Tour with The Last Dinner Party
Sabrina Carpenter publicly calls out Barry ‘O Keoghan (possibly during her Hyde Park show)
We will lose yet more grassroots music venues
Harry styles drops a single and album announcement at the end of the year with a tour coming 2026
Noel and Liam fight on stage.
Sabrina carpenter and Olivia Rodrigo work it out on the remix
New frank ocean album
Rihanna either releases a banger or quits music for good 😭
Elon Musk buys a record label and ruins it
Gary Numan has a song go viral on TikTok
King Gizzard finally releases their experimental jazz album
Fuzz returns with a fourth album
Ty Segall’s Freedom Band return for a one off show at Levitation France
Personal Trainer are nominated as the world’s most wholesome band
Inhaler release a U2 covers album (it is also forced onto people’s iTunes)
Tom Delonge is caught secretly communicating with aliens
Machine Gun Kelly drops a country album
Lana Del Ray starts her own fishing YouTube channel
Saloon Dion reform and get a number 1 album
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